READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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