i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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