she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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