yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My life is pants optional.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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