Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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