Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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