All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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