we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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