hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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