Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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