just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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