I want to stick my p in your. b.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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