I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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