i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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