You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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