Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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