i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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