No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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