Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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