Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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