marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Oh Jesus.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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