how can u be prego again
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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