I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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