one might say we're banned from that church
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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