If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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