btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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