She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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