Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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