youre lurking in front of me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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