kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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