his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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