Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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