i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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