Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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