When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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