Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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