U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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