North Korea, Best Korea!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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