Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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