I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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