Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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