Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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