Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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