speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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