There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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