Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
