why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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