We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It's not a walk of shame if you run
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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