Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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