You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Randomize
