Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I know her cup size but not her name....
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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