Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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