I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize